Till och med kyrkan gör bort sig xD

Hahaha! Tidningsbloopers. I USA så ger även kyrkorna ut tidningar och tja, även de gör fel. Fast då blir det väldigt roligt!
Framförallt Min och Olw's dåliga humor då, hehe... Mina favoriter är 2, 4 (Absolut favorit!), 9, 10, 11, 15, 15, 18, 22 (Också absolut favorit!) samt 25! Hehe, många favoriter! xD

P.S. Viss ordförklaring finns längst ner! D.S.

Church Bulletin Bloopers

1. Bertha Belch*, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

2. "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale*. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."

3. Next Sunday is the family hay ride and bonfire* at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.

4. The sermon* this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water" The sermon tonight "Searching for Jesus"

5. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.

6. Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.

8. Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.

9. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

10. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery* downstairs.

11. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased* person(s) you want remembered.

12. Potluck* supper Sunday at 5:00 PM. - prayer and medication to follow.

13. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

14. This evening at 7 PM. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin*.

15. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation* is invited to attend this tragedy.

16. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

17. Low Self-Esteem* Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 to 8:30 p.m. Please use the back door.

18. Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

19. Today's Sermon: HOW MUCH CAN A MAN DRINK? with hymns from a full choir.

20. The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains.
In that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.

21. It's Drug Awareness* Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.

22. Illiterate*? Write to the church office for help.

23. If we see smoking, we will assume that you are on fire and will take appropriate action*.

24. The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances*.

25. The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.

26. Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.

*-förklaringa
1. Belch = Rapa
2. Rummage Sale = Loppmarknad
3. Bonfire = Bål
4. Sermon = Predikan
10. Nursery = Dagis
11. Deceased = Avlidne
12. Potluck = Husmanskost
14. Sin = Synda
15. Congregation = Församling
17. Low Self-Esteem = Ung. Dålig självkänsla
21. Awareness = Medvetenhet
22. Illiterate = Analfabet
23. Appropriate action = Lämpliga åtgärder
24. Circumstances = Omständigheter